The 2014 Cadillac SRX, Because You're a MILF and You Know It

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
11/07/2013 at 22:45 • Filed to: ad watch

Seriously not a single fuck was given for the Caddy. The mom knows that the dads are staring at her. But hey, if you got it, flaunt it, baby.

DISCUSSION (8)

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/07/2013 at 22:47

That should be the name of this commercial. It's so perfect.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/07/2013 at 22:48

It's the only theme that I'm getting.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/07/2013 at 22:49

Me too. That's the market for luxury crossovers though. Rich MILFs.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/07/2013 at 22:54

As a former Kroger Employee in a well to do area, let me tell you this is 100% the market. Also, MILF spotting is a common pastime.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos
11/07/2013 at 23:00

And, that's a problem, how??

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
11/07/2013 at 23:04

It's not. Makes em easy to spot and avoid on the highway.

Makoyouidiot > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/08/2013 at 00:08

Always loved that song. Also, the SRX has grown on me a bit, but it's still odd looking. Not beautiful in any way.

SteyrTMP > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/08/2013 at 02:00

Man, there's nothing good looking in that entire commercial. Where do they get their models? I'm talking both kinds... Looks like they walked into a business meeting and said "Hey, you. Yeah, you, the one trying not to doze off, get over here. We need you in a crappy SUV ad."

As for the SRX model (which I was completely content to be oblivious of until about 5 minutes ago), looks like a typical GM oversized, bloated whale of a vehicle. Do not want, would never drive. I don't have a CDL.